C-A-R-L

Everybody here knows Carl, and Christi saw him naked when she was 18. Pretty much, you're down at the Chapterhouse, or anywhere, and if you say to your friend "havn't seen Carl lately" Carl will APPEAR magically. Ben and I, 2-3 weeks ago, spelled it "oh, no sign of C-A-R-L" and five minutes later me and the wife ran into Carl. He joined us at our table at a restaurant. He left after he took a caterpillar out of my wife's hair. Last summer, I was telling two of my old high school pals who are single women about Carl. Carl was on his way to sell mushrooms, and arrived and tried to pick them up. He told me later he wanted to marry them. One or the other. Not picky.
Carl was mad at me last week when I was drinking beers at the Chapterhouse. He wanted something from me. That is usually the case. He got mad when I said no. Stevo was there. Carl lives on the margins. He is very sweetnatured and friendly...except when he gets mad. Carl is one short of a six pack.
I was not unhappy to have a Carl-free Friday.
But Lizzie, you are single and 40....Carl would like to meet you.