Tuesday, June 1, 2010

What 50¢ will get you in Candor, NY

I had to run over the little town of Candor this morning. I actually went to high school there, and was a total social friendless outcast because of my artistic tendencies and smarts and dislike of binge drinking. I now go to Candor because the only person I trust to cut my hair has her salon there, and my bangs were getting in my eyes. Anyway, I drove by the corner bar, which had a sign out front with movable letters. Some local yahoos (of the sort which might show up passed out behind dumpsters) had shuffled the letters, and the sign now said "50¢ farts."

(and I just learned how to make the ¢ symbol: option+4)


Gary's third pottery blog said...

HOBOS and farts are everywhere, with or without dumpsters :)

Reverend Awesome said...

The price of farts has really gone up.

Liz said...

damn, farts are free in Canada