I Heart Your Bad Attitude

So, I'm writing a scene where my main character, a 16-year-old girl, gets grounded by her grandmother for using foul language in the sampler she's supposed to be stitching.

I wanted her naughty sampler to be more witty than just a simple curse or telling off, so I did some internet searches on a whim for foul-mouthed stitchery.

Believe it or not, I found a site that actually sells foul-mouthed needlepoint kits:  http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com.

So, BAMFers, what inappropriate or atypical phrase would you want stitched on a sampler (or pillow) at your house? (Check out the website for inspiration- be warned- 'tis adult language ahead.)

I have two sampler-type pillows I received as gifts: one says, My Family Tree is Full of Nuts, and the other says I Smile Because You're My Sister; I Laugh Because You Can't Do Anything About It. Pretty fitting, really.

in honor of kasey's bathroom blog post

Hello.

I just dropped by to say hello to my lovely BABB family.  I've been so busy behind the camera, but just wanted to tell you that you all ROCK!  Much love to you all!  - Jill

I want to try this

Heavy Metal Monday!!!!

Green jello, 3 little pigs for your Heavy Metal Monday pleasure....

Photo of StevO the flasher

  Here is the first photo of my flashing.  I hope they'll let me use flash during the wedding.

StevO

Stev0 is becoming a flasher.

  I have a secret to confess.  I'm becoming a flasher.  Right now I'm only flashing at home.  It started out just a few times here and there, but I'm starting to enjoy it.  Currently I'm practicing on inanimate objects.  I hope to one day work my way up to real people.  I even have intentions of doing this in public, and in a church no less. Wish me luck.  If any of you are flashers, and have any advice, I'd really appreciate it.

StevO