“Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Santa Claus ”
10. Real name: Saul Claustein
- Andrea T., Newton Lower Falls, MA
9. Has over 1,000 arrests for breaking and entering
- John S., Sacramento, CA
8. Thinks it's funny to answer misdirected fan mail for Carlos Santana
- Jimi M., Denver, CO
7. Moved to the North Pole when he got a low draft number
- Cliff R., Chicago, IL
6. This year, not down the chimney -- it's out of the closet!
- Larry G., Tallahassee, FL
5. His guilty pleasure: reindeer burgers
- Gord O., Toronto, Ontario
4. Met Mrs. Claus when she was a North Pole dancer
- Rollin B., Fresno, CA
3. Skips Alaska, for fear of Sarah Palin shooting his reindeer
- Gene B., Lisbon, ME
2. Naughty and nice list provided by Julian Assange
- Peter O., Ames, IA
1. Money's tight; that's actually him at the mall
- Joe F. Scottsdale, AZ
2 comments:
money's tight alright, I was dropping off a bag at Salvation Army and he was there!!!!
Santa's back to doing blow off his wife's butt.
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