Saturday, August 27, 2011

the funniest thing I heard this week

I was at the store yesterday, out and about for 3 hours, and returned home and saw my fly was open! Yep, since just before I departed it would seem.

The amusing teenage son of my cousin Judy tells me that when your shirtail sticks out the open fly it is a "shirt weiner"!!!!!!!! I swear that is the funniest thing I have heard all week, what is the funniest thing you have heard this week?


1. A portion of one's shirt that is exposed when one forgets to zip up their pants. The term is used in at least one "Simpsons" episode by the character named Nelson.

and

2. when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

2 comments:

Reverend Awesome said...

A shirt wiener! That's brilliant. I've learned something new today.

The funniest thing I heard this week...I'm not sure. I'll say the funniest thing I heard this week was something someone anonymously wrote on this weird thing we're doing at work. Something I could work on..."Could maybe be friendlier."

Maybe! But probably not.

George and Maureen Johnson said...

Shirt wiener, hahahahhaha!